Thursday, June 20, 2013

Sweaty Sally?

*start infomercial*

Are you a Sweaty Sally?
Are you hiding behind embarrassing armpit sweat stains?
Are your inner thighs sweating as you walk in the hot summer sun?!

*cue record screech*

Let's be serious now.
I know this is very embarrassing to talk about, but with this blog I'm going to be as genuine as I can.

I figured I'd write this post now since tomorrow = the first day of summer!
And when summer hits, it's like ANY type of skin-on-skin contact, for even the least amount of moments, is enough to make anyone cringe at the bit of moisture generated.

Well, ladies (and possibly gentlemen?), 
I have found the solution!

A friend of mine and I were talking one day, and I have NO idea how this conversation came up, but she was like:
"GIRL, I was at Kings Dominion running around with them kids ALL day on Saturday and I was straight.. no sweat"
and I'm all like:
*keep in mind, she's heavier than me and that was her selling point. No offense to anyone, she wasn't.

What is the secret???

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, BALMEX diaper rash cream.  She told me she just put some under her arms, a little under her chitties (chitties = breasts), and a small amount in between her legs where they rub together and...
*sings* WALLA! MAGIC!

I was SO intrigued.  I went to Giant that night and, very nervously, picked up the Balmex as if the cashier new exactly what I wanted to use it for.  The next day I gave it a try and when I tell you this stuff works.. it WORKS.

And anyone with a REAL set of chitties knows the summer struggle.. especially if they like to "free-ballbra", as I like to call it lol
The same goes for the women with the thick thighs that never seem to want to part. smh

I know this was a little left, and may have been weird to read but 
I told ya'll I was gonna share some secrets with you to possibly better your life! LOL

And I'm sure my friend isn't the only one who does it because someone had to have told HER right?
So now I'm telling you lol

Guess what else you can use BALMEX for...

your feet.

If you soak your feet at night and then replace your usual lotion or vaseline with Balmex, add some socks, then hit the sheets.. you'll wake up with some soft puppies in the morning

Let me know if you decide to try either of these ideas.  If you do, email me and let me know how or if it worked for you!

See you in the next post!
comment and stuff! *bend and snap*

xoxo, Tasha


  1. This was not awkward at all to read, and no, I'm not being sarcastic lol. Question: do you apply deodorant before, after, or at all when using Balmex?

    1. Well I'm glad lol

      and I don't use deodorant when I use it. :-)


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